The Zombie Nathan chokes Bedelia out and then goes off in search of more sweet, sweet blood. Luckily for him, the rest of his family have never seen a horror film and they keep wandering off alone looking for Bedelia so they can finally eat that goddamn ham.
Ok, first of all, thanks for the nice greeting? I mean, who tf was he talking to? Himself? And look, why is the cake Sylvia's head and not the head of Bedelia, who offed him in the first place? Also LOL where did he get frosting? Did his ass stand there waiting for ppl to show up while whipping up a nice buttercream? Lastly, candles, why? No, why? Again, there is no such thing as a father's day cake, and if there were, it would not have candles. That's just.....look, realism is very important to me. I need a minute. And a drink. Or two.